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Namaste, Motherfuckers
hiiiii i'm Rachel. i'm what happens when you have too much time on your hands and you're not as funny as you think you are. Feel free to take a peek at some fandom related posts and some that i just find funny. or don't. whatever you're feeling just do yo thang bbydoll it's all good vibes here.





imagineyouricon:

imagine your icon trying to be your parent for a week

  #fuck that  
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Song: Hooked On A Feeling
Artist: Blue Swede
Album: Guardians of the Galaxy Awesome Mix Vol. 1
Played: 8,188 times.

littlestarlolo:

thisdaysmusic:

Hooked On A Feeling - Blue Swede

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  #audio    #music  

waluiqi:

i just went on facebook and

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  #Facebook  
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Song: nyah
Played: 470,632 times.

naoyatodo:

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  #appropriate    #audio  

thunderstruckluke:

amnesia video will have me like

  #I'm not ready for it    #like at all    #I'm probably gonna die    #5sos  

geoffrmsy:

dekutree:

tbh I don’t see the fuss about having waiters/waitresses not being happy and enthusiastic like I came here to eat I didn’t come here to be amused by employees as long as I’m getting my food and they’re not being blatantly rude I don’t see why y’all need to go on yelp to rank a restaurant 0/5 and have an outburst on why your waitress didn’t smile at you when she poured you water

this is pretty freaking important

  #FORREAL THO  
  #scrubs  

COOL NEW HACK TO GET MORE ICING FOR YOUR TOASTER STRUDEL

toasterstrudel:

  1. Obtain a significant other from a country that doesn’t sell Toaster Strudel
  2. Marry them and start a family
  3. Offer to make your fam breakfast every morning
  4. Make them strudel with no icing
  5. They’ll have no idea Toaster Strudel even come with icing
  6. Take all six packets for yourself
  7. Avoid making eye contact with your reflection in the mirror for the rest of your life because you are a monster

lil-banshee:

When you put on your favorite movie for someone and you’re really excited for them to watch it for the first time AND THEY DON’T EVEN PAY ATTENTION TO IT 

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  #what happens when    #I feel this on another level