Namaste, Motherfuckers
hiiiii i'm Rachel. i'm what happens when you have too much time on your hands and you're not as funny as you think you are. Feel free to take a peek at some fandom related posts and some that i just find funny. or don't. whatever you're feeling just do yo thang bbydoll it's all good vibes here.

When you feel you have lost everything, you still have

  • books
  • unexpected kindness in strangers
  • the rest of the world to travel
  • languages to learn
  • animals to take care of
  • volunteer work to do
  • the power of a good night’s rest
  • the changing of seasons
  • infinite things to learn
  • billions of people to meet and possibly love
  • billions of people who might love you back




im allergic to penicillin
this is me every time i go to the doctor.
she forgets everytime.

gotta love your nurses, people.

I think there’s a Facebook group that made t-shirts along the lines of “Be kind to nurses. They keep doctors from killing you.” My mom was a nurse for over 40 years.

  #that 70s show  
  #same    #tweets  


i wanna date someone and live with them in a shitty apartment but be happy about it because we are happy together and we can decorate it with stupid dorky posters of shit we like and figurines and art and we can cook weird recipes we found on the internet and eat them and watch cartoons even if the food is gross because we made it and we’re perfect



"i’m hungry"
"you just ate"

  #what happens when  
  #OKAY BOT THOS IS ACTIALLY HILARIOUS WOW WHAT A FUCKING SHIT    #hemmings    #5sos    #instagram  


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